Chaos Coordinator Sweatshirt — “If Everyone Is Here I’ve Done My Job”

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A cozy, no-nonsense crewneck sweatshirt that speaks with dry humor. Bold embroidered lettering on the front declares “CHAOS COORDINATOR,” while the back carries the wry proclamation “IF EVERYONE IS HERE I’VE DONE MY JOB.” Lightweight but substantial, it layers easily over tees or under jackets. Wear it when you’re wrangling schedules, leading chaotic meetups, or just surviving family gatherings — it feels steady, soft, and built to last. The clean lines and classic fit make the message the star: confident, slightly sardonic, and completely relatable to anyone who manages the beautiful mess of people and plans.

Product features
- Embroidered lettering available on chest or wrists for a tactile, durable finish
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and reduced waste
- Double-needle stitched seams at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting durability
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton supporting the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean